What’s your name?
How old are you?
How did you meet your mom?
TI lived in some bushes with my sister, Jaeger. One day I decided we needed a better place to live, so I screamed at the top of my lungs until my mom picked us up. This achieved two things: 1) got Jaeger and me off the mean streets of Southern Indiana and 2) taught me that by screaming loudly enough you can achieve anything.
How stinky are you?
I'm a cat with urinary problems so you can imagine. Once my dad tried to bathe me and in retaliation I peed on the couch until it had to be removed from the house and destroyed.
What’s your favorite treat?
Recently I've been really into dental treats, but I'll try anything once.
Where is your favorite place to sleep?
What is your perfect day?
I spend midnight to breakfasttime hunting insects in my basement. I scatter their limbs throughout the dining room so everyone knows what I do here. When my dad gets up, I scream until he gives me wet food. I sleep until about 3pm and then I start screaming until I get another bowl of food. I scratch some furniture and present my mom with some trash I found. I wrestle a dog. I win.
What’s the most ornery thing you’ve ever done?
The couch thing was pretty bad. Once I caught a mouse and gave it to my mom. She didn't like it, so I brought her a big spider instead and she liked that even worse.
What are some Kaiju fun facts?
I am preternaturally small but I have almost no fears. I have never scratched nor bitten because I am the gentlest. My name wasn't intended to be ironic but it is.
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